Date John Teasdale
Introduction

Hi, I'm John.

If you're like me, then you know it's time to stop wading through the dating pool and focus on finding that special person to befriend, marry, and raise 2-4 kids with in paradise.

This website contains all the basics (and many non-basics) about my lifestyle, values, and expectations.

If we are not a match but you know someone who is, you can earn 5k USD.

This is not a joke.

So, without further ado, take a deep breath...😮...😐...😮‍💨...

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Two truths and a lie

Values & Philosophy

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Expectations

FAQ

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